What do Bernard's date and Chicago's Buckingham Fountain have in common? Make sure you tune in to this crazy episode. Plus, Bernard is getting ready to celebrate his 50th podcast--do you have any suggestions? Please call The Sex Line at: (312) 224-8815.

Bernard has a cyber-stalker. No, seriously he does. Today's post discusses beauty from the eye of the beholder. Unfortunately, the beholder in this case is a gorilla with a big dick. Make sure you call The Sex Line (312)224-8815 with your questions and comments. Mentioned in today's podcast: Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund International

Who is Samantha Fox? The identity of Samantha is revealed. Plus, a sex tip that can trick your partner into thinking you are a great lover. Call the Sex Line: (312) 224-8815

What do you do when a mysterious caller who claims to have a crush on you calls you after 10 years? The sex tip of the week: The BEST lubrication. Q&A: A newbie asks for tips on how to get f%$!d in the butt for the first time. Plus, what should a guy bring to the bathhouse to make his next visit extra enjoyable? A discussion on the responsibility one has after engaging in unprotected sex. Finally, a review of the episode 4 of America's first blackgay television series, Noah's Arc--which premiered on LOGO. Feel free to call THE SEX LINE if you have a questions or comment: (312) 224-8815.

What happens to your sex drive during allergy season? Phone in your questions and comments to The Sex Line: (312) 224-8815 or email me at bernard@sat2c.com