How to get rid of unwanted, not-so attractive guests. Bernard Bradshaw gives a surefire plan that will always work, and won't hurt the other person's feelings. Plus, make sure you submit your questions for the weekend podcast edition: bernard@sat2c.com. Also, tonight is the season premier of ALIAS on ABC.

Is it acceptable to out gay people that are in the closet? What if the person is a bible thumping black minister who preaches homophobia? Bernard discusses the sexual politics of the "allegedly" gay Black activist (and New York Times Best Seller author) Keith Boykin of KeithBoykin.COM. Bernard Bradshaw also discusses how his 12 year old roller skating partner almost outed him to his mom. This is surely an epsode that you don't want to miss!

What's the simplest way to fuck and please a guy? An important lesson to learn about anal penetration. Includes why I hate gay porn. Plus, the answer to last Friday's name that tune.

Is Bernard having nordic fantasies and will he start dating white guys? Plus it's the weekend podcast! This week's sex tip teaches you how to manage the men in your life like clockwork (and you can use your computer too!). This week's word on the streets of Chicago lets us listen to Bernard's gay chat line. And someone in Q&A asks how big is Bernard's dick? Also, name the opening tune for today's cast. Sites mentioned: itrick.org

Do little men know how to fuck? I encounter the short brotha from Best Buy. Plus, can you name that tune.

What the hell is portable sex? What happens when a black guy goes to BEST BUY to purchase the First Season of Dynasty on DVD and runs into a cute guy? Plus, my love of 1980s cartoon and television drama.

I end my sexual drought with The Cyclops. Why did he request Janet Jackson? Plus, Happy Birthday to Tony of PhillyBred.com.

Sex on the Supreme Court. What do gay men and Chief Justice nominee John Roberts have in common? Who's fuckable on the Supreme Court? Also, please send in your questions for the weekend podcast to bernard@sat2c.com. Links mentioned today: http://pingamonologues.blogspot.com

Is it possible that men who love to eat ass have a problem?

What is a send off? And what did Bernard do when he was sent off? In other news, Sex and the Second City has FINALLY been listed on ITUNES. Plus, why haven't I ejaculated?

Why are people being arrested in Chicago for sex? Plus, I discuss why it is so hard in today's Internet age to find male-male sex-hook ups.

Bernard Bradshaw discusses his Labor Day adventures and why gay dance clubs remind him of football. Also, Bernard goes around and looks at some of the local gay audioblogs and picks apart the racially insensitive Gayborhoodradio.com podcast and its fucked up racial parody, Cuntina Sparkles on their 18th episode.

Who likes licorice? I don't. But it seems like tons of people enjoy analingus. Plus, I discuss Chicago and its strong connection to candy.

What happens when spiders enter the bedroom? Plus, The Sex wins a the Black Weblog Award for Best LGBT Blog.

The first weekend podcast includes how to shut down the sexpartypolice.com, the world sex news of the week, a sex tip on your first encounter with a hook-up, and a Q&A on HIV testing, and the post of the week on fucking gargoyles.

The finale to my night out at the clubs. Plus, how to help the Hurricane Katrina victims AND a special prologue only available to podcast listeners.

The continuation of yesterday's Waiting For Tonight Post. Plus, am I size queen?