Bernard has a rendez-vous with the man with the porn star body: the Ice Cream Man.  But what is the Ice Cream Man saving?  And the bigger question is--why?  Plus, Bernard tells you to go home and fuck your significant other.

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BERNARD IS BACK!!!  Want to make your mundane life a little better?  Bernard has a tip on how to change your outlook.  Plus, what the heck is a down low performer? 

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